From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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