Non-Jews are for practice
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
