Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
