yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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