reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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