doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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