He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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