im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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