Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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