What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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