i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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