i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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