I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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