you turned your livingroom into a bong?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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