he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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