It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I don't think brook has ever known best
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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