Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
wow bdsm is so cute
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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