WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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