Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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