are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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