So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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