I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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