Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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its like you know when i get waxed
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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