I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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