You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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