when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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