I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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