I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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