I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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