you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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