Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I can't turn off my feet"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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