If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
birth control should be required to get into college
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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