Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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