I must be too annoying 4 u.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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