who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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