? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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