i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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