Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
You did what with his pubic hair?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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