So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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