You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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