This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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