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(334): View more from Alabama

she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.

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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'

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(575): View more from New Mexico

So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?

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(662): View more from Mississippi

He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.

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(703): View more from Virginia

they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....

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(408): View more from California

Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home

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(817): View more from Texas

I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?

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