Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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