After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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