Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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