haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
