their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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