i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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