She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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