I love black thongs
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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