take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I wish you could order shots online.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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