Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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