I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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