That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Found your dick twin last night
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Randomize
