She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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