I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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