He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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